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  1. fuckyeahtattoos: My tattoo! this idea of this tattoo is unforgivably erotic to me. it’s execution, unfortunately, falls a little short. ideally the top tip of les Ouïes would fall about an inch above the narrowest tapering of the waist. additionally they would tilt slightly further inward to accent the outward curve of the hips in their new position. this new position might upset some as being similar to a “tramp stamp” but i assure you no one will confuse this for a butterfly or bible verse (depending on which side of the Mason Dixon line the young lady in question is from). the Cello is, by its nature, a overtly sexual instrument, though exactly why varies from person to person. for myself, much of the Cello’s sexual association comes from the shape of the instrument resembling the silhouette of a generously proportioned woman’s midsection; any aspiring tattoo of this variety should reflect this. the rest of it’s sexuality comes from the quivering richness of tone when plucked or bowed correctly. i’ll leave you to figure that out on your own. difficulty level for this hypothetical tattoo: high. must have a slender waist, serious hips and not fear attention from nerdy music boys. of course, if any beautiful young woman reading this meets the above requirements, run (do not walk) to your nearest computer and contact me immediately.

    fuckyeahtattoos:

    My tattoo!
    this idea of this tattoo is unforgivably erotic to me. it’s execution, unfortunately, falls a little short.

    ideally the top tip of les Ouïes would fall about an inch above the narrowest tapering of the waist. additionally they would tilt slightly further inward to accent the outward curve of the hips in their new position. this new position might upset some as being similar to a “tramp stamp” but i assure you no one will confuse this for a butterfly or bible verse (depending on which side of the Mason Dixon line the young lady in question is from). the Cello is, by its nature, a overtly sexual instrument, though exactly why varies from person to person. for myself, much of the Cello’s sexual association comes from the shape of the instrument resembling the silhouette of a generously proportioned woman’s midsection; any aspiring tattoo of this variety should reflect this. the rest of it’s sexuality comes from the quivering richness of tone when plucked or bowed correctly. i’ll leave you to figure that out on your own.

    difficulty level for this hypothetical tattoo: high. must have a slender waist, serious hips and not fear attention from nerdy music boys. of course, if any beautiful young woman reading this meets the above requirements, run (do not walk) to your nearest computer and contact me immediately.

    29 July, 2009
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    Reblogged from fuckyeahtattoos
    Tagged as tattoo WAM sexy beautiful women cello submission
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      from Man Ray the american photographer?
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      this idea of this tattoo is unforgivably erotic to me. it’s execution, unfortunately, falls a little short. ideally the...
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      SICK. SICK. SICK. I WANT THIS SO BAD.
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