1. I anxiously waited until I got home to check them.

    Took a double shot of Noah’s Mill bourbon as I clicked to open them.

    Sigh.

    With grades, like the dentist, I really am a baby.

  2. All by myself.
I’m sure my mother’s proud.

    All by myself.

    I’m sure my mother’s proud.

  3. Katia’s letter is the only thing in my life making sense right now.
Drinking whiskey. Always good ad/vice.

    Katia’s letter is the only thing in my life making sense right now.

    Drinking whiskey. Always good ad/vice.

  4. Cancel that. 

    Not going out tonight.

    Forgot I was a law student.

    Whoops.

  5. electrichoney:

I have a new favorite website.
DRINKIFY

Oh internet. What did I do to deserve you?

    electrichoney:

    I have a new favorite website.

    DRINKIFY

    Oh internet. What did I do to deserve you?

  6. I’m going to set aside the next hour to drink the six pack pictured above and chip away at my overstuffed ask box. After that it’s straight to work on Torts.
That’s when I will work on Torts. Yup. Right after a little heavy drinking. 
THEN. IT’S. STRAIGHT. TO. WORK.
Feel free to submit a comment or question. As always, priority will be given to wit and flattery.

    I’m going to set aside the next hour to drink the six pack pictured above and chip away at my overstuffed ask box. After that it’s straight to work on Torts.

    That’s when I will work on Torts. Yup. Right after a little heavy drinking. 

    THEN. IT’S. STRAIGHT. TO. WORK.

    Feel free to submit a comment or question. As always, priority will be given to wit and flattery.

  7. Today was awesome.

    Here are some reasons:

    • I worked out this morning.
    • I am ahead on all my readings.
    • I’ve already started my writing assignment.
    • My Contracts professor wildly overestimates how intelligent I am.
    • One of my class mates discovered my band and said very nice things. 
    • I learned how to use Lexis and Westlaw. 
    • I worked out a volunteer role with a local non-profit as a program consultant that will fit my schedule and fulfill all my public interest pledges.
    • I didn’t spend a single dollar all day.
    • Scratch that, I’m gonna go buy some beer.
    • Mmm beer. 
    • Beer is delicious.

    Ta ta Internet!

    Scott Kane

  8. eyes? tearing up.
    head? hung in shame.
    liver? frolicking fancy-free through my bowels.

  9. woke up with a inexplicable pain in my right wrist this morning. wasn’t sure what was going on but i didn’t sweat it too much. went to grab the bike for a quick ride to Johnny’s, saw the sad state of my handlebars and some of the less appetizing memories of last night’s booze-fueled shit show started flooding back.
i may have had something of a spill.
hope i can fix this. 

    woke up with a inexplicable pain in my right wrist this morning. wasn’t sure what was going on but i didn’t sweat it too much. went to grab the bike for a quick ride to Johnny’s, saw the sad state of my handlebars and some of the less appetizing memories of last night’s booze-fueled shit show started flooding back.

    i may have had something of a spill.

    hope i can fix this. 

"you suggest the struggle goes both ways but baby, I don't even ask"