This is what I look like after several hours in the sun, several glasses of white wine, and several days away from a razor.
GLAMOUR.
I anxiously waited until I got home to check them.
Took a double shot of Noah’s Mill bourbon as I clicked to open them.
Sigh.
With grades, like the dentist, I really am a baby.
Katia’s letter is the only thing in my life making sense right now.
Drinking whiskey. Always good ad/vice.
Cancel that.
Not going out tonight.
Forgot I was a law student.
Whoops.
I’m going to set aside the next hour to drink the six pack pictured above and chip away at my overstuffed ask box. After that it’s straight to work on Torts.
That’s when I will work on Torts. Yup. Right after a little heavy drinking.
THEN. IT’S. STRAIGHT. TO. WORK.
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Today was awesome.
Here are some reasons:
Ta ta Internet!
Scott Kane
eyes? tearing up.
head? hung in shame.
liver? frolicking fancy-free through my bowels.
woke up with a inexplicable pain in my right wrist this morning. wasn’t sure what was going on but i didn’t sweat it too much. went to grab the bike for a quick ride to Johnny’s, saw the sad state of my handlebars and some of the less appetizing memories of last night’s booze-fueled shit show started flooding back.
i may have had something of a spill.
hope i can fix this.