• One pound of fried pepper lemon tilapia.
    • One pound of quinoa; and
    • One tall glass of whiskey

    Come. At. Me. Bro.

  1. WHY AM I ALLOWED TO LIVE ON MY OWN?
I AM NOT AN ADULT.

    WHY AM I ALLOWED TO LIVE ON MY OWN?

    I AM NOT AN ADULT.

  2. I’LL STOP EATING TACQUITOS WHEN I’M GOOD AND READY.

  3. Curry and peanut chicken with broccoli and peas.
QUICK.
EASY.
DELICIOUS.

    Curry and peanut chicken with broccoli and peas.

    QUICK.

    EASY.

    DELICIOUS.

  4. Howlin’ Wolf - 300 Pounds of Joy

    Fuck working out. Fuck this diet. Fuck quitting cigarettes.

    I’m gonna smoke, eat, and generally indulge myself to 300 pounds.

    Then, perhaps only then, will my joy become truly heavenly.

    (miss u Chicago)

  5. This week: 10 Taquitos for dinner and pound cake for a bed-time snack. 

    It’s only Monday.

    Fuck.

  6. “eating raw bell peppers not giving a fuck” - mygripmyfocus (new vegetable inspiration blog)
#eatingrawbellpeppersnotgivingafuck is now a trending topic in my life
(i will delete this in 5 minutes)
(original photo red[pepper]dacted)

    “eating raw bell peppers not giving a fuck” - mygripmyfocus (new vegetable inspiration blog)

    #eatingrawbellpeppersnotgivingafuck is now a trending topic in my life

    (i will delete this in 5 minutes)

    (original photo red[pepper]dacted)

  7. official flag of my diet.

    official flag of my diet.

"you suggest the struggle goes both ways but baby, I don't even ask"