Alexander Hamilton's Important Papers Summarized
This new government sucks.
Buy this Constitution now.
Report on Public Credit:
You need an army and fleet to fight a war, guys.
Why I hate Jefferson.
Report on Manufactures:
You want economic independence from Britain? Make your own shit.
I'm not kidding, we're not ready for war yet. Shut up about the Jay Treaty already.
Goddamn I'm awesome.
I'm not supplying this guy insider information, I'm just banging his wife. I have principles.
The president was mean.
Why I /really/ hate Jefferson.
“I’ve only been Irish for twenty four hours. It’s a lot of fun!”